Whoa, this thing says one out of six people have herpes!
Max, anyone in here could be the "one in six."
Are you sure you don't want to get tested while we're here?
Nah, I'm bad at tests.
Besides, if you can't afford a doctor,
it's better to just spend whatever money you got on weed to help you forget whatever you got.
Caroline Channing. That's so embarrassing. Could she say my name any louder?
Caroline Channing! I guess she could.
Miss channing, now, you wrote here the reason for your visit
is an "uncomfortable sensation in your nether regions." Could you be more specific?
Is there a more private area we could discuss my private area?
Oh, I'm sorry! Let me bring out my hot air balloon and we'll take a tour of the city...
while we discuss your uncomfortable lady sensation.
Shirley, the only lady sensation I'm seeing in this office is you.
Oh, well, I appreciate that, girl. I try to lighten the load with a little humor.
Well, I don't need the jokes. Thank you.
Oh, they not for you. They for us.
I need to be tested for... herpes.
Girl, you sound like you're doing a perfume ad for herpes.
Just give her the phone.